isurvivedthekobayashimaru:

I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”

And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.

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hey this is just a very normal and serious text post with no hidden meaning whatsoever

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obamasdaughterssister:

obamasdaughtersboyfriend:

obamasdaughter:

obamathepresident:

obamasdaughtersboyfriend:

obamasdaughter:

I love my boyfriend <3

I love my girlfriend

remember to wear protection 

wtf dad

Wtf mr president

omg lol busted

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bubonickitten:

help, i can’t stop laughing

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reneegoldsberry:

That moment when it hits you what Joe actually said…

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basemental:

please stop being cute it makes my heart sad because i can’t nap with you

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thefuuuucomics:

this dude just drew a perfect circle by hand.

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